Lurai - 22 - ♀ - ENFP~ Hi! Sagely/Lurai here! I'm a strange little bean. This blog is a weird moshposh cacophony of fandom junk, discordant screaming about nothing and everything, and whatever relatable/funny stuff floats by on my dash. Have fun.
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teashoesandhair:

thesaltofcarthage:

teashoesandhair:

teashoesandhair:

Fresh new sitcom idea: a spinoff of Modern Family but it’s 1536 and the dissolution of the monasteries is in full swing. The patriarch is a secret Catholic and is hiding this from his long suffering wife and children. The guilt is eating him alive but he puts a brave face on things and has a reputation for being a total lad, a real joker, a good-time guy. Spoiler alert: they’re all secretly Catholic but hiding it from the others. The family is tearing itself apart at the seams. Secrecy lurks beneath every punchline. It’s a fun-filled series of heartwarming, wacky japes, set during the reign of terror of Henry VIII.

Me: makes a post which I’m pretty pleased with, solely on a lololol level

@rubiscothegeek: just casually adds the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read as a reply

a screenshot of a comment by Tumblr user rubiscothegeek which reads: three separate priests are hidden in the walls by three different family members and there's a running subplot about how they all accidentally avoid discovery by each otherALT

Working title Mass Appeal

All three priests are played by Danny DeVito in different wigs

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Anonymous:

When I was little I LOVED the taste of blues clues kids toothpaste. I'd just straight up eat it. My mom thought this was unhealthy and would take away the toothpaste if she caught me eating it. Or threaten to switch to grown-up mint toothpaste (not as tasty). I would crouch behind the open bathroom door slowly squeezing out blues clues kids toothpaste onto my hands and eating it as quietly as possible

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b0nkcreat:
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this gave me such a beautiful visual i had to draw it. the true human experience of eating a little goopy in the dark

probablyfunrpgideas:

alanofalltrades:

Heartwarming: the antagonist the party has just killed has a sibling with a higher level of competence and a tendency for revenge

Incredible: the PC who just got dissolved by slime has a sibling of exactly the same character level and a similar name!

Ever been in a campaign where the Big Bad and a player character were siblings? It’s definitely more common in homebrew adventures, but it could be fun to establish a connection in your published game. In Waterdeep: Dragon Heist, you could make an offer to the person playing a noble wizard: “Want to be related to Ammalia Cassalanter?” It changes the tone of the encounters, and is even cooler if you have more intrigue in your campaign and the players don’t know that this is a villain yet.

angrybooklady:

v-ahavta:

rubixpsyche:

fierceawakening:

beardedbookdragon:

local-cryptid-enthusiast:

area0:

paxamericana:

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The shear number of ladders that are launched …..

The longer I watched the more it sounded and looked like cartoon sound effects and the harder I laughed. LOL

humans really do just throw things at things

the crutches,,,

That’s one goddamn sturdy bubble wrap bubble.

Can you imagine what a day at work this was?

“Ok folks, everybody stand on this side of the room. Throw anything that you can physically lift and isn’t nailed down at the fucking car.”

“Everything?”

“Yep, everything.”

“Even….the ladders?”

“Absolutely the ladders, let’s get creative people.”